These maps are too clever for kids!

What the girl don't know is that I gave up on hiding coins and jewels. Now I hide something far more valuable. Sweets! And other knick-knacks. There is no smiles for them this year, it's true.

Ahoy! I buried some more plunder 'tis evenin'. I decided to make some maps anyway. But I gunna not let them wee girls find me maps. No matey, no.

I reckon them pesky girls 'n boys keep stealin' me treasure. I be not fer sure, but all me treasure be gone, 'n last the hour I saw them, they had shovels in their hands. But they don't be knowin' 'bout me new treasure. 'n I won't leave maps just lyin' around anymore. These girls 'n boys be too clever in 'tis land they call th' Fort Valley. I hear thar be an imposter that do be tryin' to pretend to be me. Be on th' look out.